Here’s what I do on my phone most of the time nowadays:

• Practice sudoku @ sudoku.coach
• Practice chess @ Lichess
• Practice Japanese @ renshuu.org

I almost got rid of all of my doomscrolling with actual brain activity. It feels great, and having different topics to choose from helps break the monotony.

Eh, I’d have more fun if we didn’t mention this asshat altogether. 😛

Another successful Saturday night in my book!

OK Google, handle this social interaction as if I was inebriated.

I just think relying on a strawman is not a very good way to make fun of something.

He says so much dumb shit that you don’t really have to exaggerate in order to make him sound stupid.

Mandatory straw man fallacy Wikipedia link.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straw_man

Customs and Border Protection

Challenge accepted.

It’s Dark and Darker.

Saved you a click!

Julia Roberts.

She has way too many teeth, I’m scared.

Spitting the onion?