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HikingVet@lemmy.ca to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 8 天前

gotta treat your fish good

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gotta treat your fish good

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HikingVet@lemmy.ca to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 8 天前
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    8 天前

    Nothing bad ever came from digging deep and greedily.

    • emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de
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      8 天前

      Dows anyone else hear drums?

  • Vakbrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    8 天前

    The lesson here is to never provide small shovels to fishes

    • baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de
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      8 天前

      what else should they use to renovate their home?

  • Siegfried@lemmy.world
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    8 天前

    Allegory of the cave goes wrong

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    8 天前

    They delved too deep

  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    Ok, but…lets say his plan worked. Let’s say everything went exactly to plan, and there is a secret tunnel they can escape to the other side to. Let’s say they escape the bowl.

    …there’s STILL no water on the outside! This whole plan was bad from start to finish. It doesn’t matter that the plan failed. It was a bad plan in the best case scenario.

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      That’s outside of their knowledge though. They don’t know what’s outside the bubble, only that life inside the bubble is intolerable enough to risk it.

      Honestly? I respect it. He died venturing boldly into the unknown, may we all be so lucky.

  • xia@lemmy.sdf.org
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    8 天前

    Humans playing with large hadron colliders.

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    8 天前

    How did they empty out all of the water?

    • Hodrobond@lemmy.world
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      8 天前

      They cracked the bottom of the bowl, digging.

      • Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world
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        I feel so stupid for asking that question now. Thank you for taking it easy on me.

      • bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        8 天前

        How did they get a tiny fish shovel?

        • big_slap@lemmy.world
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          8 天前

          Amazon drone delivery

          • ripcord@lemmy.world
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            8 天前

            How did he produce the picture balloon thing above his head?

            • xia@lemmy.sdf.org
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              8 天前

              Fishy telempathy, obviously.

          • naticus@lemmy.world
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            8 天前

            If you order a drone from Amazon, do they just fly it to you?

            • Jax@sh.itjust.works
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              Hundreds of tiny little drones deliver it piece by piece, assembling it for you.

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                8 天前

                JIT 3D printer.

        • FurtiveFugitive@lemm.ee
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          It was actually in the bottom of that bubbly treasure chest.

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