Fuck it, let’s go in the opposite direction. We’re not obligated to perfectly emulate human anatomy, so why not give him four ass cheeks? Dual crack technology
Absurd, obviously a top shelf android would have a self-cleaning ass. I’m imagining an energy based cleaning system, simply incinerate all contamination using fire or lasers emitted from within the butthole
Fuck it, let’s go in the opposite direction. We’re not obligated to perfectly emulate human anatomy, so why not give him four ass cheeks? Dual crack technology
Anything you’d do with a single-assed droid, but four times harder
At least nobody would accuse you of half-assing it
4 ass cheeks, but arranged in quadrants like the galaxy. Still only 1 b-hole right in the galactic center!
That is exactly what I was picturing, intersecting cracks for maximum output
1 poop, 3 rolls of TP, a bidet like a car wash
Absurd, obviously a top shelf android would have a self-cleaning ass. I’m imagining an energy based cleaning system, simply incinerate all contamination using fire or lasers emitted from within the butthole