Woops
Images from NRK.
Imagine explaining this to your insurance company if the boat hadn’t missed.
Context for the foreigners. A man was sleeping in that cabin when the boat drove up on shore. He only woke up after his neighbor came to check on him.
More context;
They live in earthquake area, there was a small one there 180 years ago, they’re used to the ground rumbling beneath their legs. Or beds.
One guy didn’t awake and notice a boulder rolling down one of the hills, ground shaking his entire house. Hit his bedroom straight on and killed him instantly, didn’t wake him up at all. That’s how hardy they are.
The neighbour delivered a stern message that his shopoholism is going overboard.
Clearly this is a bow message.
I am not sure if the answer to how he remained asleep will be the most deep natural sleep or involving a big amount of alcohol.
When you forget to sell your futures.
Only now did I realize this wasn’t some Ai slop post! That’s fucking hilarious!
When you buy a car on Amazon and they accidentally send you ten.
The cool thing about Amazon is they’ll let you keep the extra nine!
They have to, it’s law. There was a scam 100-odd years ago where merchants would send you a package and then bill you for it. Nope. If they send it, it’s yours, period.
This poor man.
“What am I supposed to do with 9 extra Ford F350s? I just needed one for the farm.”
Sounds like a good excuse to buy a few more farms then.
Yeah, but then you need more trucks. It’s like the hotdogs and buns problem.
