The breakfast cereal

But you get rusty in moist environments; when you urinate you slowly rot away your urethra.

you have an iron deficiency

You’re literally made of iron

It’s liqud iron.

You are unable to see a wringly shirt without trying to smooth it out

Your suit is stored between your butt cheeks.

All your joints are rusted up because you’ve never properly dried yourself as a kid.

Permanently magnetized

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you’re also an addict

but you physically have a iron defficancy so when you try to fly you just pass out

Crippling alcoholism.