Instead of this section on clapping it from behind to watch the booty jiggle, may I suggest:
Every object perseveres in its state of rest, or of uniform motion in a right line, unless it is compelled to change that state by forces impressed thereon.
Which in the end there’s a section of Conflict of Interest: author has considerable interest in yo mama, both financially or otherwise. But unable to disclose the details
Instead of this section on clapping it from behind to watch the booty jiggle, may I suggest:
That’s what I told your mom… last night.
I mean, let us publish these results in a journal of some scientific repute.
There’s actually subreddit fo such academic papers, on reddit, r/immaterialscience. Few titles are like
Which in the end there’s a section of Conflict of Interest: author has considerable interest in yo mama, both financially or otherwise. But unable to disclose the details
haha so true