Literally not the onion
There’s not a single mention of Americans “dyeing potatoes” in this entire article, except for the title and an allusion to a youtube video explaining how to dye potatoes. That’s it. Who comes up with these ridiculous titles? Oh right, robots.
Americans are dyeing ONIONS confirmed.
I can give a more creditable source.
My co-worker dyed her hair this week; I can confirm Americans are now dying their hair for Easter.
You heard it here first! Their coworker is a potato!
Til people use real eggs on easter. What do they do with them? It’s not like you can put candy in them
They eat them. Because they’re food
The most experience I have with easter is participating in easter egg hunts. I didn’t know people eat painted eggs
Hard boil them before painting. They still keep in the fridge. Eat them with a bit of salt and pepper.
We also emptied out the egg shells by poking holes in both ends, then blew out and rinsed the interiors. Afterward, fill with melted chocolate.