BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 19 天前If you want to see my pusswatcha, dress like men in hair metal bands from the 1980s.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square281linkfedilinkarrow-up11.04Karrow-down147
arrow-up1994arrow-down1imageIf you want to see my pusswatcha, dress like men in hair metal bands from the 1980s.lemmy.worldBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 19 天前message-square281linkfedilink
minus-squaremusubibreakfast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up30·18 天前I’d say an average of two divorced house wives, one assistant school teacher, one confused undergrad and half a random barrista per year.
minus-squaremarkovs_gun@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down1·18 天前Which half of the barista do you get
minus-squaredon@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up6·18 天前Well, that’s not exactly nothing, though it may not be the something you want.
minus-squareChillCapybara@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-218 天前Can confirm. Well minus the ring. Can’t even imagine dusting that off again.
minus-squareturtlesareneat@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·18 天前It really does increase the number of people that flirt with you, because it’s “safe” to flirt with you. I took mine off recently and there’s this air of “Oh you’re single, nevermind.”
minus-squaremusubibreakfast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·18 天前You should wear two wedding rings, it’ll double your number of flirts plus you’ll seem open to polygamy.
minus-squareChillCapybara@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up1·18 天前Ok so iow: Dad gear + wedding band = money Dad gear - wedding band = divorced and poor
minus-squareArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-217 天前I need to start wearing this spare wedding ring I have out places then (I think it was my dad’s lol). Me: *Asks out the degenerate homewrecker who thinks she’s flirting with a married man.* Her: “But aren’t you married?” Me: “No why?” Her: *Points to ring* Me: “Oh this? I just think it’s neat! Makes me feel like a Hobbit.”
I’d say an average of two divorced house wives, one assistant school teacher, one confused undergrad and half a random barrista per year.
Which half of the barista do you get
Just the ass
I’m fine with that
Killin it
Well, that’s not exactly nothing, though it may not be the something you want.
Can confirm.
Well minus the ring. Can’t even imagine dusting that off again.
It really does increase the number of people that flirt with you, because it’s “safe” to flirt with you.
I took mine off recently and there’s this air of “Oh you’re single, nevermind.”
You should wear two wedding rings, it’ll double your number of flirts plus you’ll seem open to polygamy.
Ok so iow: Dad gear + wedding band = money Dad gear - wedding band = divorced and poor
I need to start wearing this spare wedding ring I have out places then (I think it was my dad’s lol).
Me: *Asks out the degenerate homewrecker who thinks she’s flirting with a married man.*
Her: “But aren’t you married?”
Me: “No why?”
Her: *Points to ring*
Me: “Oh this? I just think it’s neat! Makes me feel like a Hobbit.”
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