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Edward@lemmy.4d2.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

My first colonoscopy

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My first colonoscopy

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Edward@lemmy.4d2.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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    My first GenAI slop

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      Ok but I like this one

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        It isn’t about whether it’s consistent or funny or whatever we usually perceive as good. It’s about the very fact that there is no human behind most of it, something which I want from a meme. I want to laugh together with the person who made this. But if an AI made this, there is no person to laugh together with.

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          Would an AI have made this on its own though, or might someone have typed “Lego set My first colonoscopy [etc]” into an image generator? If the latter you can still laugh with the person that had the original idea even if they didn’t draw it themselves.

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          The human made up the joke and wrote the prompt

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    His feet are pointing the wrong way.

    • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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      I’m guessing it’s AI slop.

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      His butt is pointing the wrong way

      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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        No no. What’s wrong is his position.

        You lay flat on your back, arms at your sides, face up.

        Then you put your legs behind your neck spread wide apart.

        Then they strap you down, so you can’t move, and put the ballgag in.

        And THEN you…why are you guys looking at me like that? Does your doctor not do this? Have I been going to the wrong unliscensed discount doctor???

        Dammit. This is the ball squeezing tailor situation all over again!!!

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      Wait, you don’t break both of your legs whenever you get a colonoscopy?

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        He’s obviously very excited already.

    • jacksilver@lemmy.world
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      Actually the torso/feet are just wrong in general, as in not a legitamte Lego piece. Such a weird detail for the AI to mess up.

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      He’s nervous.

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    slop

    • zombie bubble kitty@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      god fucking damn it ur right

  • BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Box should say 40+

    • zombie bubble kitty@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      not to brag but my first was at 20💪

      (it was so awkward i hated it)

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    the ai draws boxes the way i do it

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    Mhm pre melted trans yellow round studs. Broken minifig hands. Now that’s AI slop.

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      The feet are also on backwards

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    do not recommend any of the prep.

    they put me out so I’m glad.

    he did play “what’s love got to do with it” when he turned on the gas.

    …as a joke.

    …right?!

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    I just had my first colonoscopy 4 days ago. The frowny face is accurate. At least my 1 polyp removed was benine.

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    All the preparation was worse than the procedure itself. Out like a light for the whole thing.

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    I hope the doctor is cute

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    This is a shit-free shitpost.
    Because of laxatives.

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    Three mini figures, 139 pieces AND two prints (computer screen and sign on the right)??

    Damn, that’s AT LEAST a 30€ set.

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    at least the nurse seems excited?

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    Why the frowny face?

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      For real. They should be sedated.

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        Tweenty tweenty four hours agooooo…I wanna be sedated!

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      Probably also doesn’t like laying face down with the bed in cardiac chair position

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    I member my first…wish i didnt tho

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