balderdash@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 days agoEverybody gets one [choose wisely]lemmy.zipimagemessage-square328linkfedilinkarrow-up1884arrow-down112cross-posted to: wizards@lemmy.world
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minus-squarexorollo@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkarrow-up12·14 days agoCan you clear both my nasal passages so I can breath through them simultaneously?
minus-squarebalderdash@lemmy.zipOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·14 days agoSure. You now have an extra nose on the side of your face. The nasal passages are clear.
minus-squareBarbecue Cowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·14 days agoIf it lets me breathe properly and consistently living in the south, I don’t even care, throw another one on the other side of my face too as a backup just in case.
minus-squareBarbecue Cowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·14 days agoDon’t even have to make it symmetrical my friend, I am still down.
minus-squarethe_riviera_kid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·14 days agoI dont think there is a wizard that powerful.
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Can you clear both my nasal passages so I can breath through them simultaneously?
Sure. You now have an extra nose on the side of your face. The nasal passages are clear.
If it lets me breathe properly and consistently living in the south, I don’t even care, throw another one on the other side of my face too as a backup just in case.
Damn, that sounds rough
Don’t even have to make it symmetrical my friend, I am still down.
I dont think there is a wizard that powerful.