A Modest Proposal traumatized one girl in my class.
We all had to write our own versions, trade them randomly, and read them aloud. She ended up with mine: Have the death row inmates build a prison on the moon, then turn off their air supply to complete their sentence. (Wrote it before I’d read The Moon is a Harsh Mistress)
She finished reading, and exclaimed “What is WRONG with you!?” She knew it was mine because of how hard I was laughing at her panic.
I was outdone by the quiet girl who included a recipe for “kitten kurry” in her essay though. I really should have tried to get with her, lol.
If we’re talking the one by Dr. Johnathan Swift, about selling poor people babies and kids for food, then I absolutely agree. I just found and read it on Gutenberg and it was a little disturbing, in an interesting but absolutely messed up way.
That’s the one! It was an honors English class & the topic for the week was satire. The teacher had print copies of The Onion that were being passed around the class and I was cracking up the whole time.
A Modest Proposal traumatized one girl in my class.
We all had to write our own versions, trade them randomly, and read them aloud. She ended up with mine: Have the death row inmates build a prison on the moon, then turn off their air supply to complete their sentence. (Wrote it before I’d read The Moon is a Harsh Mistress)
She finished reading, and exclaimed “What is WRONG with you!?” She knew it was mine because of how hard I was laughing at her panic.
I was outdone by the quiet girl who included a recipe for “kitten kurry” in her essay though. I really should have tried to get with her, lol.
If we’re talking the one by Dr. Johnathan Swift, about selling poor people babies and kids for food, then I absolutely agree. I just found and read it on Gutenberg and it was a little disturbing, in an interesting but absolutely messed up way.
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That’s the one! It was an honors English class & the topic for the week was satire. The teacher had print copies of The Onion that were being passed around the class and I was cracking up the whole time.