Art critic: “Which of these adorable pups is yours?”

You: "The one that says “bad muthafucka, muthafucka!”

Art critic: “Oh… Apologies. You are describing this wonderful beast depicted in the lovely painting being worn as a sign, nevermind, that person is now hanging said sign on a tree. 5 million dollars to pet this viscous cuddle muffin!!! Double if you paint me petting this joyful creature!!! Triple for the original print hanging on the tree over yonder!”

Hi Jules! 👋