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Frorealilo@sh.itjust.works to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 3 个月前

If your dog realizes that your leather jacket is the skin of another animal then it probably thinks you're a psycho.

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If your dog realizes that your leather jacket is the skin of another animal then it probably thinks you're a psycho.

Frorealilo@sh.itjust.works to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 3 个月前
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  • casey2586@lemmy.world
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    Dogs like squeaky toys, because it simulates killing small animals. It doesn’t care if you kill other animals.

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    My dog would wear a squirrel as a hat if we let him.

    • Artyom@lemm.ee
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      If my dogs are any indication, they would wear a recently deceased squirrel as a coat, entrails and all, preferably dripping blood.

    • halfeatenpotato@lonestarlemmy.mooo.com
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      My pup straight up skinned a squirrel a few weeks after we adopted her.

    • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.social
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      Hey, it’s cool when the Orca do it with Salmon! Why do you want your dog to not be cool.

  • The Quuuuuill@slrpnk.net
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    dog’s a carnivore. probably doesn’t find that any weirder than that you wear hats

    • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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      “bro, wtf share next time”

    • That Weird Vegan@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      they’re actually omnivores.

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    I don’t think dogs are that judgmental.

    • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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      When you bring someone home and the dog starts growling:

  • Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.world
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    I srsly doubt that animals put that much thought into such things, especially considering that most of them lick their own butts.

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      You don’t think we’d lick our own butts if we could? We already lick others’ butts. It’s purely an access/availability issue.

      • Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.world
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        Alright that was a bad example. Animals don’t show signs of moralizing about killing other animals. At least my cats sure as hell don’t.

  • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
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    It really is the clothes themselves that are strange. That they come from plants, animals, or minerals are largely unimportant, but canis lupus really doesn’t care what you kill.

    • xylogx@lemmy.world
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      The weird thing about clothes is that we don’t think they are weird.

  • thermal_shock@lemmy.world
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    They would do it too if they could

    • turtlesareneat@discuss.online
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      Yeah pretty sure my dog thinks it’s baller

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      Maybe not huskies not living in the snow. They would rather remove the one they already wear.

    • jollyrogue@lemmy.ml
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      They would. Mine love to roll around in dead things when I’m not watching.

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    The cat thinks it’s cool

  • xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    deleted by creator

  • RandoMcRanderton@lemmy.world
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    If you realize what my dog rolls in you would probably think he’s a psycho.

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      Is it the skin of other animals?

      • VicVinegar@lemmy.world
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        No, the poop.

  • Formfiller@lemmy.world
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    My dog eats his own shit so ….

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    More likely the dog would just chew on the jacket.

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    And dogs are just as psycho as humans

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    Or that you’re a mighty hunter!

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    My dogs would probably think I was that much cooler for it, I don’t have a leather jacket though.

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      I knew those thumbs were good for more than turning metal cylinders into food.

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