The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days agoI'm sure it happens all the time, right officer?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square67linkfedilinkarrow-up1669arrow-down17
arrow-up1662arrow-down1imageI'm sure it happens all the time, right officer?lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square67linkfedilink
minus-squareRymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down2·9 days agoThis is literally me, I’ll eat tacos while driving. Hell last week I ate a full pizza while driving on the highway and at some point I mentally stopped when I realized I had eaten it all and said “this might be problematic”
minus-squareslaneesh_is_right@lemmy.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·9 days agoI hope you hit a tree and not something that is alive
minus-squareRymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·9 days agoHey that tree doesn’t deserve that
minus-squareslaneesh_is_right@lemmy.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 days agoBut what does? You can’t hope for neonazis to cross the road all the time. They are pretty unreliable
minus-squareRymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 days agoI just need to spot 'em the sidewalk can’t stop me at those speeds
This is literally me, I’ll eat tacos while driving.
Hell last week I ate a full pizza while driving on the highway and at some point I mentally stopped when I realized I had eaten it all and said “this might be problematic”
I hope you hit a tree and not something that is alive
Hey that tree doesn’t deserve that
But what does? You can’t hope for neonazis to cross the road all the time. They are pretty unreliable
I just need to spot 'em the sidewalk can’t stop me at those speeds