AgentOrangesicle

90’s_sitcom_canned_laughter.wav We’re boiling in our own stupidity. For many of us, posts like this don’t even phase us any more, but thanks for looking after our sensitivities.

I mean, yes, just not immediately to us, right?

We aren’t. Our largest producing companies just think that patriotism is a cool brand that will get them traction, attention, and brand-devotion. It’s very ew.

Yes, that’s the number you report.

That’s 125 lb of incense.

Irish famine. Edit: there is not a potato for every occasion.

I watched the two-hour nature documentary with David Attenborough and I’m still confused.

There’s no arguing with Annie Lennox and that haircut.

Good thinking, Agent.

You know, you’d be a lot prettier if you smiled more often.

Yeah, sorry. The world isn’t done with you yet.

Network. Get to know people. That’s what my parents never got across. People can hand you jobs in Uni. Out there you have to scruff for them and fight tooth and nail for a crappy job regardless of your SAT scores. The bigger thing that I never understood: you don’t make yourself. Other people bolster you into positions. It’s not cheating. It’s how the system works.

I would settle for, “not tired”.

You heard it here first folks! That ends the age-old argument.

Chicken or the egg, though.

Does Linux cause some amount of autism or is it the other way around? Nah, nevermind. It works and most other things in my life don’t.

Do you think it’s conspiracy theories that turn people gay and they’re just trying to justify it so they can feel comfortable with their sexualities?

Gasps That means we have to have the talk.

Well, I’m a furry, so… nah.