No Dutch

Preferably

Wait till you see the snail wars in medieval documents.

The way midden scholars try to explain them is also hilarious to me.

As a swamp German, this is how we do it, too. Aside from ketchup/mayo we use curry gewurtz (Hela) and mayo on there, with some diced onion.

Have you tried being rich and incompetent?

Til the word ‘integument’

Oh wow, now I get it. I always wonder why there was relatively many references in American culture to a relatively little known French cheese.

But now I do!