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  • Then you get to die alone eating cat food while the company you slaved for announces even more record profits and layoffs on the TV.

    Thanks for all that can do attitude and work ethic as I drained the sum of your life force over decades, it was just enough to pay for the imported Himalayan granite galley counters on my backup mega yacht, sucker!!!


  • Allonzee@lemmy.worldtoFunny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.worldFlawless strategy
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    11 days ago

    I’ve always found it odd when my fellow peasants furiously lock away funds for retirement.

    If you don’t get hit by a bus or get terminal cancer between here and there, the economy might not be there, the climate might not be survivable, on and on.

    I don’t understand this fetish about profoundly sacrificing today to potentially live comfortably when your body has betrayed you, your very mind and self is betraying you, and the high point of your day is thinking about the past, again if you’re very lucky and get there to begin with.

    As someone who set up medical equipment for the elderly for 10 years, I did not hear one single good review of allowing oneself to make it to old age. It’s like watching that raccoon in that gif getting upset when the cotton candy it found dissolves in the river and it’s frantically trying to pull it back out.

    Your life is back that way gramps, your entire being is trying to call it, take the message. These aren’t your golden years, that was advertising bullshit, these are your shit and piss and dust years regardless of nestegg. You can try to wrap that shit in gold leaf, but you should have spent that money on cruises back when your senses and your failing cognition could take in and enjoy the full experience, not some shadow of it through your pseudo-corpse reliant on 12 kinds of daily pills to stave off nature taking its course.


  • Because even as the Earth burns and the Fascists march directly due to the capitalist’s class conquest, domination, and occupation, even many Americans who believe themselves to be politically leftwing think they can dunk on socialists and communists for their “silly” ideologies based in social cooperation and mutual social benefit where… Gasp… You can’t grind yourself to death under the toxic aspiration of attaining immoral levels of wealth to live larger than is reasonable within the finite shared habitat known as Earth.

    They of course conveniently forget all the military actions the US has taken over the last century to destabilize nations that wanted to become such societies in order to keep their resource markets open to our capitalist’s exploitation.

    Oh, and get ready for the hottest summer of your life… So far! 🔥🌎🔥


  • Allonzee@lemmy.worldtomemes@lemmy.worldLet's gooooooo.
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    Also, only about 28,000 hundred-million-plus-inaires on Earth.

    For perspective, significantly more Palestinians have already been casually genocided by our bestie trade partner in that current conflict.

    The blight upon our civilization of billions is not that large.

    https://www.cnbc.com/2023/10/10/number-of-people-with-100-million-has-doubled-since-2003.html

    I’m not even suggesting they be adjusted, because I’m not a sociopath like they are. Use an economic guillotine, confiscate their exploitation gotten hoards for the commons(yes nationalize essential industries like utilities and Healthcare so they’re owned by society), reshape the economy to stop rewarding speculative gambling with exploitation gotten chips over honest labor and vocations like teachers that keep civilization running, obviously institute a maximum wealth cap as other people live in this society going forward to prevent recurrance, bring their ego scores to zero for their murderous greed, let them keep $20 and give each of them a set of literal, cheap bootstraps, and let them get a real job.

    Bar them from forming any kind of corporate entities or investing in anything other than a standard savings account for life, just as people convicted of computer crimes are sometimes barred from operating computers as they’ve proven they’re a danger to others with them.

    I’d be shocked if half of them didn’t take themselves out of the equation suddenly being subject to the same reality as their current livestock.