Archangel

Hungry muthafucka’s.

They protect their own.

JFC. Does he get all his talking points directly from Russian state media? The FSB must be sending him briefings, or something.

Also those people…“We need to ban all forms of weather manipulation technology, because space lasers or something something…”

Jerk off.

This is the Bill.

It’s called the “Laken Riley Act”, and it allows for the deportation of people who have simply been “charged” with a criminal offense. They don’t have to be tried or convicted…just officially accused.

He knows the rules, and is sticking to them.

Congress recently passed a law that allows people to be deported without due process. They’re not trying to stop him…they’re actively helping him.

I’m having a hard time understanding why the fuck this matters so much. You’d think they were discussing critical, top secret information. But, nope…just who the next Pope is going to be.

That is sage advice. I think I’ve been doing it wrong, this whole time.

We need to go extinct, and just let these guys have the Earth. They deserve it more than we do.

The dislike of Discovery is a totally valid opinion, but this is a poor & disrespectful take.

Except this is what I disliked about Discovery. You’d have ten minutes of activity that actually moved the plot forward, followed by twenty minutes of crew “checking in” with each other in order to discuss everyone’s feelings about what just happened while also rehashing events from past episodes. It was like watching a Spanish telenovela, where every second piece of dialogue was intended to remind you of what happened in the last episode…just in case you forgot.

Every episode was 3/4 dialogue, discussing what we all watched happen in the first 1/4. It felt like every season should have taken 3 episodes…not 14. In the last couple of seasons, I literally skipped entire episodes, and it did nothing to impact the plot.

Thank God. This would have been 2 straight hours of mind-numbing dialogue between characters about how much they’ve been through together and how much they’re going to miss each other.

…and immediately renames it “Trump Station”, and puts a giant Trump sign out front.

Twitter, of course. Elon’s already made it quite comfortable for them over there.

Let me guess…everyone already bought their tickets?

“El-mo”? More like “El-NO”! Amiright, guys?

So, is he seriously telling other countries not to just blindly go along with whatever the US tells them to do, but instead to resist and stand up for themselves?

And Trump is ok with this messaging? Hmmm.

Ooh, ooh…I did that.

So, all those research papers were written by AI? Huh.