Bought an eBike last weekend because I’d rather be soaked by rain than sitting in traffic to/from work. It feels damn good to finally be the person in an otherwise empty bike lane, passing countless cars that are going nowhere.

Not a Polish film, but Hard to be a God (2013) is that.

It’s a 3hr B&W Russian film about futuristic scientists who are living on a medieval planet to study it. Everything is disgusting, claustrophobic, and filthy (the main character is a germophobe). As he watches a fascist theocracy take control of the kingdom, the protaginist wrestles with whether or not to get involved.

This could almost be funny if the reverse side said something like “He’s too heavy for me”. Even then, it would only work because you’re expecting a “haha marriage bad” reference.