Reed admitted that at a police station, in front of colleagues, he had pulled down the officer’s trouser zip, inserted his hand and touched his penis before shouting ‘it’s a small one’.

Later says it was just banter!!

I wonder what the situation was. If someone touches my zip I would instantly pull backwards.

I can still remember the terrible taste of them. And nobody was sure if we were meant to eat the paper, but we did anyway.