Now we’re talking

Sadly no

UwUntu

I was so nervous about turning 30. The thing is that nothing happens when you do, except you’re no longer nervous about turning 30. It was honestly kinda freeing to just get it over with.

Have you tried sucking a 25 year old to test it? You never know unless you try.

Gynosexual? I would say I fit into this category as well, but I just say I’m bi with a female preference.

Stellaris

“We’re raising our hourly rates”

Der Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher.

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We’re a what?

That’s fucking sick (positive)

All my friend’s parents smoked when I was younger, but mine didn’t so I always associated the smell of cigarettes with meeting my friends. I absolutely hate the smell today, but I still get a flash of nostalgia when I smell cigarette smoke.

5 fimm, bróðir

Now I have Trivium stuck in my head

There’s a restaurant in my town that everyone knows is just a money laundering scheme, but it’s been there for like 10 years now so I guess no one can prove it.

What did Emma do?

But I don’t want cookies. I actively avoid them! (but I did move over to Pop!_OS)

Look at OP showing off with his 8 braincells