My doctor’s office (allegedly) handed my info to a plastic surgery clinic so they could send me a “happy 40th birthday, now fix your sagging bullshit!”-email the literal day I turned 40.

Needless to say that put a damper on things.

People have been doing evil shit for money since the invention of money. These days it’s just automated.

Or she was trying to get pregnant but miscarrying, which happens a whole damn lot and it’s heartbreaking.

The old heavy ones were bakelite

Thanks for making me google that ;_;

Of the entire series, this is the only one I’ve always been holding out for.

Yeah, the G.I. Joe and Transformer cartoons (and a lot more, I’m sure) were basically created to be commercials for the toys from the get go.

It’s got a vicious streak a mile wide!

It’s true. As soon as I’m out of sight of my husband I dock like a Roomba and wait until he returns so I can wipe away his tears and give him a foot rub.

/s