This vaguely reminds me of the song Fish Sticks by The Heligoats:

You were baptized in a river

I was thrown off a bridge

Then I landed on a crab you slept with seahorses

I started having seizures, you started having kids

You found your inner self, I found my inner fish

It’s cool though because it was done by AI and therefore isn’t political or punitive.

For real though it’s gonna be great when AI hallucinations start hitting regulations and legislation and we end up with bizarre and nonsensical things in the text that no one bothered to fully read (cause we fired the people that’d actually do that).

All I can think of is this scene from the Rejected cartoon.

Here’s some AI slop to definitely explain this in a coherent way.