Sounds like a skill issue. Just need to be careful how you wash it, don’t leave it wet and re-season every now and then. None of that takes any more time than going to the shop to replace the teflon pan that’s gotten chipped.

If it’s looked after, lasts several lifetimes

As a Brit… … yeah actually

Still doesn’t stop them being used against you. If they’re published by “choice” I think that’s easier on the soul, if still painful.

Meh, it’s just software