It’s been said before, but I’ll repeat it: some people are shallow.

Can confirm.

It took 10 years?

This was my first thought as well.

Excellent reference!

But how are we going to create such dank memes?

It’s true, and I love it.

My personal favorite!

His mom claims this led to “…; past and future love of enjoyment and pleasure of living.”

So the mom is suing Chaturbate, et al., because she thinks they’re going to cause her son to enjoy life in the future? Is that the mental gymnastics going on here?

Don’t give them any ideas.

You’re right; I forget insurance is for the poor.

I feel like “mass-produced” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here. Also, insurance is going to be insane.

Malicious compliance at its best.

High fantasy and futuristic sci-fi. I will accept and love this bastardization.

FOR THE GLORY OF THE SHIRE!

Definitely funny!

Just finished: Epistemology of the Closet by Eve Kosofsky Sedgwick.

Just started: Feel It All by Casey Tanner.

Aside from Pussy Galore, another favorite inappropriate Bond moment I enjoy is from The Man with the Golden Gun. Bond approaches an Asian woman skinny dipping in a pool and asks her for her name.

She responds: “Chew Mee”

Bond: “Really!?..”

I’d love to have a 13-month calendar.

20 is where it’s at, for sure.