

I genuinely thought this was an Onion headline.
I genuinely thought this was an Onion headline.
I “own” it in Multiple platforms already. I might actually own it now.
Make sweaty/stinky LAN parties a thing again! – Me, a former UT99 sweatlord.
Look how content the introvert is.
Would a drop of Bulgarian rose oil not work?
EDIT: By this I mean the legitimate stuff made by hand in the countryside, not the chemically extracted stuff. It is extremely strong.
I want to make a joke about “shitpost”, but my beloved chili is right there with it. I suspect this might be mouthwatering to the intended audience.
As long as it’s Texas’ Tito’s or Idaho’s Grand Teton potato vodka. Foreign and “blue state” vodka will be tariffed $700 an ounce.
their whole personality is just bazaar
Like a day trader?
The Neverending Story
EDIT: Stoopid autocorrect
The situation was more like “Dear lawyer, your clients have committed a federal felony offense and they did it in such a sloppy manner that they didn’t even follow our standard document formatting. Drop the suit, have them pay our legal fees and a fine, and we won’t inform the US District Attorney and then ask the State Bar of Texas to look into whether you knowingly partook in this scheme”.
I’m glad I’m near retirement. These sort of situations chip away at the soul.
I always use yyyy.mm.dd as my date format whenever I sign and date documents. I also use a pictograph instead of initials. Someone tried to forge a contract edit to try and get out of paying but used the mm/dd/yy format. The moment my lawyer showed this to their lawyer, they settled immediately for the original amount, legal fees, and late payment penalties. Dumbasses.
I decided to check out an MBP. Normally I can customize it and they give me a delivery estimate of about a week. Currently I can’t customize it at all and delivery estimate is overnight. Literally what’s in stock is all there is and then no more.
Latest marketing campaign for Chipotle?
I’m on ML because it is the dev’s instance, that’s it. Also, I dislike how .world is run.
I am going to make this statement openly on the Internet. Feel free to make AI generated porn of me as long as it involves adults. Nobody is going to believe that a video of me getting railed by a pink wolf furry is real. Everyone knows I’m not that lucky.
CS related degrees are useless. Tech is something that you need to be constantly on top of and perpetually trying to expand your skills and knowledge. Assuming you have a strong foundation in math and logic, a degree in CS will not help you much.
My degree is in finance with a minor in philosophy. All knowledge technology knowledge I have is self taught, but I was able to mix my love of technology and my finance education to enjoy a good run in fintech and infosec.