Very nice. Here’s mine:

Nothing wrong with that, but it’s not what the kids are looking for

Hell I’m a grown ass adult and I think about every once in a while.

Have fun talking to chat which is at most 3 people for years while waiting for your breakthrough

Check your autism, maybe you’ll figure it out

You forgot to add 0

No.

There are non-business years?

Yes, thanks for asking. How are you doing?

Nah, I’ll just savescum and run myself past the cazadores and deathclaws

It’s so crazy to me that guy was unemployed and is spending his days making a high quality software product for free

You’re doing great, keep it up. I love the “it’s not even” touch 10/10.

What you’d be doing is inhaling a cigar. Now go pretend to be a snob.

Your mom went by an airport while pregnant, and just the proximity is enough sometimes

That’s not an ad, it’s the “Scamming old people by phone” show.