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22 hours agoWho’s out here punching giraffes?
Who’s out here punching giraffes?
Also demonstrated the placidity of the prey species (cookies) being oblivious to the threat and just doing their own thing.
I’m using this as a citation now. You can’t stop me.
‘Look at the size of my penis parade!’
I could, but you’re not paying to watch me fail.
Oh god. Jesus, he looks awful.
Good.
Also, it’s possible to be privileged and have your life wrecked by this system.
Just fucking imagine what it’s like to be underprivileged and never have a chance in the first place.
I didn’t know this was possible. That’s crazy.