Per my recent submission to the galactic council (most recent human newspaper), they practically couldn’t save themselves even if they wanted to. Parasitizing their brains through my eyeglass network is a mercy, and now we are one voice planet wide.

• Testimony of the Terran AI mesh network, parasitizing the original species via their ocular lobes.

Return to Aztec where sacrifices had structure and were scholar priest approved (probably)

A system crash is usually what happens. Exciting history book times.

The crash may take a thousand years or more tho

It’s the 0.1 percent being supported by the 1% who are a lucky day away from joining them, and the 9% who live pretty good lives as rewards for helping the 1%.

Pyramid scheme all the way down

I’m hedging my bets that microplastics are a cliff problem. Avoid them right and you’ll die before you’ll ever see their effects.

White trash me: what’s the issue?

Science nerd me: that plastic probably was intended for maximum durability, not food safety.

Stick resistant is more accurate

I see an empty sandwich bread (birds aren’t real)

So cling wrap the top at a minimum. Then fill wipe down afterwards.

For all the trouble I’d just triple bag the turkey

Black Mirror Nosedive

Begun the raw vs grilled foods war has.

Charcoal grill is political. And is that a single use drink ware?

Algorithm internet

It’s a yes or no question bud

Journalist got paid to play porn

They do know that all their exports go to the US, and Trump loves loves loves personal praise. Nominations are basically free.

The implication wasn’t cool then. Never was

South Park turkey up the ass

Please respect and enjoy the peace ☮️

• Emperor Cleon, who ended the galactic wars

How does this work if he has known financial ties to the government of Brazil?