“Bungie is making a new game based on Marathon”

Great, I’m in.

“It’s a multi-player extraction shooter”

Nope, I’m out. This smells like a “Prey” situation.

Isn’t that open mic night at a comedy venue?

That’s what we call gambling.

Most companies call it R&D.

I don’t call them journalists. They’re bloggers.

I get the feeling the Switch 2 is gonna be the Wii U with stories like this.