Just make a cool kids UN and you’re all set. With blackjack and hookers.

Basically, the tools that LE uses to unlock devices uses exploits that require the device to be in what’s called an AFU (after first unlock) state. The data on the device is encrypted prior to that first unlock after you boot. If the device is in a BFU state (before first unlock) Cellebrite/Greykey (by far the primary tools used in this space) basically hit a wall.

Whatever it’s looking at is FUCKED.

And the ears stayed the same size the whole time!