This only bothers me to the extent that it affects the innocent who are in prison. For the rest, this inconvenience is part of the punishment you’re serving.

Spelling too.

Deal the cards Data.

I’m frankly shocked that Phil Schiller was on the “don’t be dishonest” train about anything.

See that shampoo bottle now STICK IT UP MY ASS

At least tell me there’s a DIN slot in the dashboard. As long as I can connect my phone via Bluetooth I’m good.

Stop me if you’re over 30 and have heard this three dozen times during your life.

I’m having my office painted black to intimidate my subordinates.

“Quark?”

“No, it’s me.”

“Oh. You sigh like Quark”

God I hate this website’s image.

Donald Trump is a self-inflicted wound.