Normal countries should start doing this too just for US visitors so we can find out who really killed JFK.

I notice they didn’t say it was any good.

Because it’s cool.

How did I get here?

My old office was near Strangeways m and one day we saw a drone very conspicuously hovering high over the prison yard. Turns out that drones smuggling in contraband has become a major problem in the last few years.

Curious that this is still happening even though Musk has killed the woke mind virus and these guys have won forever.

Apparently not though.

UK tech is always invented by weirdo boffins in a shed so they already told everyone in the local how it works.

Are they still pretending that Sheldon is not supposed to be autistic?

But they took a breeding pair to the future. How did that help restore the population now?

I always wondered what words meant.

When putting together an outfit always remove the last accessory you put on.

I’m not a fan of mushy peas. Swap it and the gravy out for some Irish-style curry sauce and now we’re talking.

Almost makes me wish I could abide mushy peas. If I did I would finally be allowed to return to the North.

It’s where you go to drink. They might have some pork scratchings or crisps behind the bar. Pubs with kitchens are a fairly recent phenomenon.

No way does Paneer cost more per pound than Cheddar. You can literally make it at home with a cheese cloth.

The Empire never ended.

Was he really slammed though?

They probably don’t have an oven. It’s a pub.

Shitty islands