It happens more often than you think.

Don’t you made this promise to your SO?

Yes ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Save water, drink beer!

This was the step I missed with mine. But you’re right

I live in the Hallertau. Late summer, early autumn when the harvest starts the whole valley smells of it. Love it.

Take care that it doesn’t spread like mine. Had a hard time to limit its growth. But I also love the smell.

Quit teaching after she wrote a letter explicitly recommending that I’m no fit for any academic or other higher level of education.

Bitch died before I could show her my degree in mathematics.

But at least her letter lead to the good life I enjoy right now.

Thanks for asking ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

After giving a wrong answer, asshole teacher got my sister in front of the whole class and made fun of her for a couple of minutes. My sister came home this day and told parents she’ll never say a word again. Stupid parents did nothing about.

Same asshole tried the same with me later on, but I was more… resilient.

During a school excursion I talked same asshole into grabbing a active electrical fence. This was really great how she squeaked like the stupid pig she was.