NutWrench

If God exists, then why does he destroy the faith of millions by allowing MTG to live?

Your masters want you to breed.

Whether you can afford to have children or not.

The Vatican had nothing to gain by having the Pope meet with Vance. Trump wanted the meeting so he could lie about what happened at it.

Trump: "Daaaaaaahhh, so the Pope came up to Mr Vance (with tears in his eyes) and said, “please Mr Vance, could we make Donald Trump a Saint? We’re begging you. We’re down on our knees, here. We’re totally begging you.”

Musk is another one of these rich, eugenics idiots with a breeding fetish. It’s even creepier because his dick doesn’t work anymore thanks to botched penis surgery. All his kids were conceived through artificial insemination.

So just HOW gay can an airport scanner make you? Merely fabulous? Or are we talking midriff-baring t-shirt and nut-hugger shorts Fire Island gay?

What kind of absurd image do the cops think they’re projecting here? "Look. We’re the badasses who hunted down the nation’s #1 fugitive "

Uhh, no. You had no idea where Luigi was and it took a freaking McDonald’s employee to tell you that he wasn’t even in the state, anymore.