Thank you for that, I was about to set off on a madcap adventure to find the eternal ice donkey cock but instead I think I’ll watch hockey

And it still hasn’t melted? Checkmate, environmental lobby

🫵

Aqua Chuck Norris

The doeping tom

Yes that’s a great one

The Lovemongers version of Battle of Evermore catches me the right way sometimes. I prefer the original, but their version is excellent as well

A theory is valid only when no proof to the contrary is known, after which the theory must be adjusted to accommodate the new findings, or discarded.

A display of and testament to your eternal commitment, so that your loved one feels the intensity of that love, and your brother in law can get hammered and try to fuck your second cousin.

Seems pretty straightforward to me

If you know you know

I mean, I presume… I don’t know, so I don’t know