Just ask the product managers at Sonos!

He’s breaking the cardinal rule: Never get high on your own supply, my dude.

Lucky bastards.

The people who downvoted this are the same people that I think Puscifer were singing about in “The Remedy”.

He can’t wear any sort of uniform, it causes his bone spurs to act up.

I’m sobbing over here because apparently most of the world doesn’t know we already had our “dumb terminal” phase.

Think about this level of waste the next time a company does a round of layoffs of people doing actual work.

Of course. How else would you get all those venture capitalists to invest in them?

Give it away to a charity you don’t control now, or STFU about it already. We all know you’re still trying to rehab your reputation.

With all due respect, nothing gets past a mind as sharp as yours.

See, things are already better for that punk band.

Nice try, dude with random house for sale in the pope’s hometown.

Good try, extraterrestrial being. We’re not going to elaborate on our species to fill in your gaps of basic knowledge of us.

I’ll think about stopping my use of the phrase “Dev Mode” later. Right now I’m fully in “Dev Mode” and really cranking out some high quality trademark slop and can’t break my “Dev Mode” groove for some random asshats who think “Dev Mode” is something they own.

Brendan Carr gets an alert on his phone every time his name shows up in a Lemmy post.

Brendan Carr is a Dummy ™

20 dead Mozilla and Firefox products

Those are rookie numbers!

–A single Google product manager, probably