Ricky Rigatoni

Are we not post-apocalyptic in the eyes of the romans?

And what about simple wikipedia?

When I’m playing among us and I’m pretty sure I’m the last living crewmate

If you want to see a boob look in a mirror.

We need to make Rage Cubes for babies.

Maybe he’s having trouble with love because his name is Henry.

Thiccmoe aren’t even thicc.

I didn’t even read the article 😎

They eat it raw.

Don’t worry, my fellow americans, we’ll still manage to fuck it up.

Carrot. Because he is a ginger. Like carrot top.

Being born br*tish is one thing, but CHOOSING it? Inexcusable.

Do gamestops not know what tape is?

I genuinely don’t remember what Vance actually looks like at this point.

Lemmies aren’t mice, they’re actually a form of chupacabra.