Far-IR radiation is male, so sending it through your dick makes you gay.

Actually, it sounds like I have news for you if you don’t think that’s the case.

You are right, that centrists don’t actually sit as a 50/50 middle. But that means that “centrists” always actually side with fascists and the far right when forced to take a position. If you aren’t fully willing to confront capitalism, it means that you will side with fascism before even mild socialism.