Seven centimeters?

That’s almost three inches which is completely unrealistic expectations.

Yeah it would improve the taste of the pineapples.

In Soviet Russian the fart-box punches you!

Is my spawn point the bathtub I was born in or the alley behind the bowling alley that I was conceived in?

Are you scared of a little cankle?

Anyone following this account’s posts shouldn’t be surprised to see these kind of posts mixed in especially with Trump’s Epstein connections being at the forefront of American’s minds right now.

I’d eat vegetarians even though they’d probably be tough and bitter.

I wonder what those steel shoelaces are torqued to.

Now we just need a slingshot.

I get mine through unprotected sex with strangers.

Reuters is more of a satire site than The Onion these days.

You do some pretty weird shit.

I’m adding that one to my spank bank.

No theirs has humor, class and sophistication.

Thanks.

I was attempting to say the name without mentioning them directly.

I think wildbus8979 was deflecting by saying other country’s cops are bad too when the US’s cops is uniquely bad.

ICE is literally kidnapping people off the streets and disappearing them in countries they’ve never been right now.

Anyone got that picture of Elsa with three eyes and giant knockers?

My personal favorite is FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io

In the words of Moe Szyslak ‘I ain’t never said no to a dead girl yet!’

Cops in the US are in the news with ICE kidnapping people and sending them to countries they’ve never been to right now so I’d say cops in the US are pretty bad.

I’d take a RCMP over them any day.