I fucked nialv7’s mom, does that help? I was just trying to be helpful

Am I the on,y one who never had to play a recorder?

A building turning furries into cider? And people are happy about this?! I mean, we in he US will give miles of leeway to anyone if they check one “minority” box.

That tiered system is fucking absurd. Ad supported, ad supported plus, “premium” and “premium plus”—WHICH STILL HAS ADS.

What in the fuck. Who in their right mind is paying for that?

roflcopter

You know Doctors Without Borders? Well, I was volunteering, and we were landing in Uganda when I thought I saw someone I knew, so I waved…which is apparently a big no-no in a helicopter—

“And the other one?”

Well, my cousins and I got a bunch of fireworks…

Such a boomer meme.

Fancy bars are optional extravagances. Groceries are fuckin not.

In it to spoil him

I don’t get why people are making a big deal out of the intifada thing. Who gives a shit that he said it? These idiots wouldn’t have any problem if he said “we need to bring everyone around the world together to rise against oppression”

lol yeah I gotta get my drugeyes functioning again

Right? It felt like the drug gods were smiling upon me—and these all happened in my 20s, when I was doing tons of drugs. Since I pretty much stopped beside the occasional wild night out/show once a year, I haven’t found anything! The ground drug gods smiled upon me often and with love and primo scores

Hi proud, I’m not your dad.

Then you lack imagination

There are testing kits for just this kind of situation. I’ve found maybe a dozen random bags of drugs on the ground in my life. I’m definitely not recommending people so drugs they find, I’m just telling you it’s very much not a death sentence.

Only if you’re not a fucking weirdo.

Did you get the surprise that lem.ee went offline too?

lol the whole quote was a SLJ reference from one of his iconic lines, so you are right on the money

Or…all of most of the rest of the world outside the US. It’s the bubble calling the bubble kaleidoscopic…or something more clever than that

The fuck is stomp and holla music

Well you have fun.

Meanwhile I’m gonna MEGA RETIRE.

Which basically just involves croaking and not working for the rest of time

You people think em dashes are proof of AI?

Jesus Christ that’s so fucking sad.