For all intents and purposes it seems to be a remake. It’s just stupidly named, so it makes the confusing stuff even more confusing.

I presume you’re volunteering to pay OP’s bills? And let’s not forget about the great activism prospects homeless people have.

OP, survive. Only once you survive, you can change things for the better.

Can you summarize this in a vertical video? I stopped reading after the third word, I’m here for memes, not to read a damned book!