I’m a big NPR/PBS guy, independent media is always worthwhile.

Really hope this passes FDA guidelines and makes it to the market, my CPAP is a pain in the ass

While you can shoot spaghetti and meat sauce out of your fingers, it is incredibly painful. Each noodle bores a new hole through your finger tips every time you do this, and your pasta therefore doesn’t pass health inspection

You can now only remember photographs, nothing else. You no longer know how to tie your shoes

Weed, junk food, and self-loathing mostly

That stuff will make you shit worse than taco bell

Secomding this. My fiancée and I have a standing rule that if we ever find an abandoned guinea pig, we’re taking them in. We have spare cages and our two piggies would be more than happy to have another friend.