They come and go, they come and gooooo.

I read the caption before I took a good look at the picture and I assumed that “floaties” meant something very different.

Reminds me of that mission in Shadowrun: Hong Kong where your team of cyber-hacker mercenaries is hired to maliciously re-arrange the furniture in a corporate office.

Most anthropologists and archaeologists are too old for that.

Except that velocity includes a direction component while neither distance nor time do. This would be a speedraptor.

I thought that was a filter.

The Anglicans of 932?

Adobe’s name is mud right now.

It was that damn sports almanac, wasn’t it?

What if my bones were in a museum,
Where aliens paid good money to see ’em?
And suppose that they’d put me together all wrong,
Sticking bones on to bones where they didn’t belong!

Imagine phalanges, pelvis, and spine
Welded to mandibles that once had been mine!
With each misassemblage, the error compounded,
The aliens would draw back in terror, astounded!

Their textbooks would show me in grim illustration,
The most hideous thing ever seen in creation!
The museum would commission a model in plaster
Of ME, to be called, “Evolution’s Disaster”!

And paleontologists there would debate
Dozens of theories to help postulate
How man survived for those thousands of years
With teeth-covered arms growing out of his ears!

Oh, I hope that I’m never in such manner displayed,
No matter HOW much to see me the aliens paid.

• Bill Watterson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f389hIxZAOc

We’re afraid they might say yes.

No, they just don’t want to talk to you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0iFrsCxZa0

Lisa stays home?

But 50% only appears once, which would make the answer 25%.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnI--FgbLiM