I always felt like it was a show for moms of geeks and nerds that missed their kids once they moved out.

It would appear that we have standardized school shootings here in the States.

This one wasn’t that bad. Remember that other one?

You going to catch The Game later?

Before it was rebuilt in the 90s, the MLB stadium in my part of town just had an open trough along a wall with water constantly trickling down it. No dividers.

I can’t remember if the toilet stalls still had doors or not, just that it was the foulest rest room I’d ever used until I started working at music festivals.

Series acid and went for a walk in 99, took my camcorder. Last thing I remember is recording a plastic bag being buffeted by the wind and suddenly I’m here staring at a little glass box in my hand.

A question for the ages… Or is it?

Jus a sammich, innit?

It is you who do not see…

The onion is the lube, the onion is life.

I’ll ask my priest.

This guy knows how to use the Three Bean Shells.

Man, the suburban house I grew up in would have been so badass if it had been surrounded by a multi tier porch fortress rather than a lawn.

Finally, I can add a layer to my tribal tattoos that can charge my phone.

I’ll get you THIS time, Sonic.

Monocultures such as lots with nothing but one kind of grass choke out local wild life. It is more beneficial to your local biome to have a variety of native plants taking up this place.

Also, immaculate green squares of grass with maybe a couple ornamental bushes are very boring and last century. Why spend time and money nurturing a sterile cookie cutter lot around your home when you can have a colorful, useful lot that nourishes you as well as local plants and animals?

Depending on where you live, grass lawns are often very wasteful when it comes to water usage as well.

This is all a moot point if you have a draconian HOA that will fine you for not having a lot that looks exactly like your neighbors. Maybe try to not move to a place like that.