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Hi Randy, fuck off lol

Circles are awesome, fight me!

They are used to produce teflon and will be released if the coating is damaged.

laughs in stainless steel and cast iron

Minecraft

Don’t give these assholes any more money.

Wow Nintendo is really quadrupling down on being absolutely shitty! Love that I have a Steam Deck instead of a Switch because I’m never buying from these assholes again. I loved a ton of their franchises and have spent thousands of dollars on Nintendo consoles and games, but I’m fed up with their greed.

We’re gonna quarantine ourselves to Earth with all the space junk.

Probably for the best honestly.

Same here, Meko Blink or GK64 are my usuals for my big laptop

I like my T14 with touchscreen but I kind of wish I went a little smaller. Cost $300 refurbished with a 2 year warranty though, and it runs great!

A server rack full of servers, dropped on the monster like a cartoon piano.

It’s why I stopped going to Costco. You just saw me check out, you don’t need to review everything in my cart again, gtfo with that bullshit.

tactical security officers

lmao, if someone harassed me over that I’d tell them to get fucked and stop shopping at whatever shithole store was doing it

The only thing you should say to me on my way out is something like, “Have a nice day, thank your for spending your money here.”

Who is this “we”? I still use it, never stopped.

The inventor of the trick was human, so the name stuck.

Just because you’ve never seen a whale do a kickflip doesn’t mean they can’t.

Orchestral music that fits whatever the current mood is.

Just give them a good rinse and you should be OK

Haven’t people already been disbarred over this? Turning in unvetted AI slop should get you fired from any job.

Well shit, that’s adorable.