alaphic

/facepalm

The worst part is I know I looked at that earlier and was just like, “yup, no problems here” and just went along with my day, like I’m in the Trump administration or something

Pity

I’m not sure what you’re asking here…

Or immediately question what it/its author(s) stand to gain from making you think it thinks so, at a bear minimum.

I dunno who needs to hear this, but just in case: THE STRIPPER (OR AI I GUESS) DOESN’T REALLY LOVE YOU! THAT’S WHY YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THEM TO SPEND TIME WITH YOU!

I know it’s not the perfect analogy, but… eh, close enough, right?

This made me think of something I read online one time that essentially said if you really want to get a question answered correctly on the internet you shouldn’t just ask it, but rather you should post the question and then answer it incorrectly as, invariably, someone will show up to correct you

Ah, at last, the truth behind the Gay Agenda^by ^Lisa ^Frank ™