I’m up to here with cool, okay? I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.

Now where’s my damn towel?

Clearly driving in the cybertruck lane…

A brief synopsis of Elon’s career:

Rock out with your Spock out

Guys…

smokes flower

yes.

If you’re looking to get to California, have your husband check out PG&E - they’re almost always actively hiring linemen at that rate - usually higher. You can make it here on $100k relatively comfortably if you’re smart with your $.

There’s still racism here, but it’s nowhere near what you see on the east coast - less institutional, at least in Northern California - this changes depending on how far inland you go. SoCal is considerably more tribal, and the LAPD has a bad history when it comes to race relations, but still not on the same level as WV.

Source: multiracial family, lived all over

Relax. The world will spin beside itself to pull you in, with threats and hopes beyond compare…

-Phish

It’s ok to take a step away and breathe. As my Spanish teacher used to say, if you don’t have your health you don’t have anything. When you’re ready to return, you’ll be welcomed back with open arms (because you are one of the coolest cats on here), but feel no guilt about taking the time to take care of you.

Best wishes from a stoned crow - get well soon!

Super Mario Lion King Brothers

Coming soon to console near you - Scarluigi DLC available with Season One Battlepass

Gen X version:

Year 1: Pong

Year 5: PacMan

Year 10: Super Mario Brothers