No. But I do sing the victory fanfare tune from final fantasy every time I do some small thing. Wash dishes? Victory! Laundry? Victory! Cook dinner? Victory! Take a shit? Victory!

We need to know your personal grooming metrics, you can opt out if you create an account.

Can’t tell if this is empathy or we are already resorting to deporting people who haven’t even made it to the US yet. /s