Sternly Worded Letter incoming.

PUT THE LOTION IN THE FUCKING BASKET

“He suffered cat-astrophic injuries.”

Don’t ever change, New York Post.

I understood that reference.

RIP to that poor bee :(

Watch his recent interview with Nilay Patel from The Verge. Watching him dance around questions about this was painful.

This man only cares about increasing Alphabet stock prices to ensure as large a golden parachute as possible on the way out.

“This leash demeans us both”

The bus doesn’t stop when you look at an ad.

Try harder.

44 years old. I pulled an abdominal muscle just by stretching the wrong way when I woke up.

I had a friend who edited the .jpeg or whatever in the shutdown sequence to say “it is NOT safe to shut off your computer” and waited for his family to freak out.

Wait. I pay for YouTube with my time, the most important resource I have access to. There’s a level where you pay money and STILL SEE ADS?

This might be the dumbest comment I have ever read on the Internet. That’s like 30 years of comments.

Let me have something, man.

Waking up to this was like Super Christmas.

Whichever one loses, we all win 😂😂😂

He never HAD to take a private jet. Why are you shilling for millionnaires?

When I asked him why he had gone through so much trouble to get to an Ivy League university only to off-load all of the learning to a robot, he said, “It’s the best place to meet your co-founder and your wife.”

Yikes.

Which one of you guys went down into the crypt and woke Coulter up for this?

There are stupid questions.

It’s not a lie if you believe it.

I’ve always found the missions clunky, the worlds annoying, and the controls borderline unusable.